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gmike · Joined: 26 Mar 2008 Posts: 108 Location: Benfleet

A few years back, in a effort to attract a Bigger-Breasted Dimmock to my garden, I invested in some rather fetching pub effect bench work to install as a feature on my bowling green lawn.
For the first summer the bench provided hours of happy use as a rather handy base for my whirly-gig washing line and even served as an excellent paint pot stand whilst I creosoted the fence.
My problem is this ...
It appears now that the bench is now to short for my lawn making it hard to locate come wash day.
Is it best to buy another bench to stand on top of the original or is there some way I can reduce the height of the lawn to improve access?

Any help would be appreciated

gmike

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 953 Location: Hockley

gmike, have you thought about moving to another house?
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

gmike · Joined: 26 Mar 2008 Posts: 108 Location: Benfleet

I'm holding that one in reserve for when it's time to dust & hoover

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 953 Location: Hockley

nice one

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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.