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Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

> "I am both proud of and embarrassed by that run. What kind of geek goes
> out
> and runs in a cloudburst just before midnight on his honeymoon? Me, I
> guess.
> But probably many others, too. You know who you are."
> -Mark Will

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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1539 Location: Rayleigh

You've got to get up in the morning with a smile on your face, and show the world all the love in your heart.

Carole King
(1941-, American Composer-lyricist)

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”

“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””

Eddie Izzard quotes (British stand-up Comedian and Actor. b.1962)
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

mikemoreton · Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 502 Location: Hockley, GORC.

So!!

Truth revealed of who stole the biscuits?

Whose dog was it???

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

Mike, hi. Look at the expression on my Xmas Yorkie. Apart from the fact that he is a manly dog and doesn't really like dressing up. You can see from his expression that he is no tea leaf......

The culprit still resides around us. I am hoping to attend next weeks AGM to table a motion about the incident. Unlike the motions on a table my dog can perform.... compress

rgds
Mike
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

"During the hard training phase never be afraid to take a day off. If your legs are feeling unduly stiff and sore, rest; if you are at all sluggish, rest; in fact, if in doubt, rest."
Bruce Fordyce
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1539 Location: Rayleigh

mikemoreton · Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 502 Location: Hockley, GORC.

Isnt that Frederick Forsyth?

Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1539 Location: Rayleigh

Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1539 Location: Rayleigh

http://www.karlgroup.co.uk/karlBusinessPark.htm

this looks a great place......!!

mikemoreton · Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 502 Location: Hockley, GORC.

Well, thats killed the thread.

Oh Talking of Thread....................Willllmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I digress

Never did like Wilma, Especially as she ruined my holiday in Miami, when the said hurricane came my way.

mArKw · Joined: 15 May 2006 Posts: 239 Location: Benfleet

Now this Wilma I do like

http://www.eringray.us/

bidee, bidee,bidee. Right on Buck.....
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Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1539 Location: Rayleigh

trust someone to drag the thread down to shallow, sexist website links

http://www.sharrondavies.com/shop.asp?ID=103

and they said swimming was bad for you...

mikemoreton · Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 502 Location: Hockley, GORC.

New meaning to Breast stroke?

mikemoreton · Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 502 Location: Hockley, GORC.

MarkW

What has she to do with Wilma? Hurricane or Cartoon character?

mArKw · Joined: 15 May 2006 Posts: 239 Location: Benfleet

Erin Gray play Colonel Wilma Deering in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.

More info here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilma_Deering

For a kid going through THAT time in life, well, you know what I mean.

Wilma Flintstone and Wilma Deering. MMMMmmmm.
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mArKw · Joined: 15 May 2006 Posts: 239 Location: Benfleet

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors."
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1539 Location: Rayleigh

Always demanding the best of oneself, living with honor, devoting one's talents and gifts to the benefits of others - these are the measures of success that endure when material things have passed away.

Gerald R. Ford
(1913-, Thirty-eighth President of the USA

Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1539 Location: Rayleigh

anyway, back to the shallow, sexist links

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/pepsi_and_shirley.shtml

mikemoreton · Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 502 Location: Hockley, GORC.

Karl,

I think that you are one sick puppy.

PS. Any more?

oops

MM2

Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1539 Location: Rayleigh

Do you mind, Pepsi and Shirly were my hero's.

And as a teenager I found their music a constant help......

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

wow Mark - biddee biddee...I remember that - great stuff..has invoked a memory.. a bit like Proust stuffing his face with madelines.....damn a memory of biscuits now,,,,,and Erin has gone.......
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

The goal in life is to die young as late as possible

Ashley Montague
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."

-- Milton Berle
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 891 Location: Hockley

Clearly the trick in life is to die young as late as possible.
> -William Sloane Coffin
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.