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runningman · Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Posts: 119 Location: my office

Is this person imaganary and a big hoax by Karl and Ernie ? i go to the moonlight challange to meet this buiscuit eating film star type with a fascination for energy gels and bowl movments , his name is on the start list ! but NO SHOW ! this same person enters the benfleet 15 ! now i see his place is up for grabs !
I loiter in the club hse car park every tuesday and thursday to catch a glimpse of this legened of chat room mirth and ultra running ! alas , never to be seen ! come on guys put me out of my misery ! THERE IS NO MIKE MASON !!!

jacklarge · Joined: 11 Aug 2006 Posts: 239 Location: Rayleigh, Essex

Runningman - thanks for bringing this to the clubs attention - further to your inquiries and after extensive research I can confirm that MM is actually a girl Exclamation

Evidence includes:

(s)He bakes stuff (biscuits etc). Winges about birthday cake ('cause it's fattening).

Has more than one running book AND actually reads them!

Rarely spotted in public due to only running under cover of darkness as doesn't want people to 'see' him(!) running. Only runs in daylight when out of the UK.

He(!) hasn't got a beard or moustache.

The 'Mike Mason' pseudonym is an anagram of:

Kim's e-moan

Ask, I'm Nemo! (girl's film about a fish)

Oi! MM snake

Emma's Oink

Sure you'll agree this evidence incriminates Mr Question

Mason, pathetic attempts at 'liking' heavy rock music aside (s)he doesn't even try to put us off the scent!

Cheers,

John.

PS MM please accept my apologies at 'outting' you to the general public, hope this doesn't jeopardise future offers of biscuits etc.

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 953 Location: Hockley

You rotten gits....you have made me cry.........

rgds

Mike

hiding behind sofa with headtorch on reading poetry, sewing and waxing my legs......
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 953 Location: Hockley

ps I am getting strange looks wearing my Benfleet jacket. Karl are you sure the monogrammed initials you gave me for The Winning Action Team is known by people in Essex and about?

rgds

Mike
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

billy no mates · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 8

Another no-show from the great man himself MM last night at the club. Typical. The only night I could go aswell.

That twonk Karl was there though, strange that you never see them together in the same place at the same time. ?

Question

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 953 Location: Hockley

definitely there tomorrow...Karl make sure you are absent

rgds

Mike
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 953 Location: Hockley

Well stuff you all I was there last night with Karl...wasn't I Karl....yes Mike

Rgds

Mike
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.