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Mike Mason · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 954 Location: Hockley

For Karl...

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~ Steve Bluestone.

I don't let people drive at my speed. If I see some guy in the next lane keepin' pace with me, I slow down. I let that asshole get a little bit ahead, so I can keep an eye on him. I like to know who I'm drivin' near. In fact, quite often at a red light I'll ask for personal references. You can never be too careful. ~ George Carlin.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. ~ Woody Allen.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~ Noelie Altito.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. ~ Mario Andretti.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~ American Proverb

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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'.

Karl C · Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 1695 Location: Rayleigh

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