Mike Mason
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Car QuotesFor Karl...
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~ Steve Bluestone.
I don't let people drive at my speed. If I see some guy in the next lane keepin' pace with me, I slow down. I let that asshole get a little bit ahead, so I can keep an eye on him. I like to know who I'm drivin' near. In fact, quite often at a red light I'll ask for personal references. You can never be too careful. ~ George Carlin.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. ~ Woody Allen.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~ Noelie Altito.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. ~ Mario Andretti.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~ American Proverb
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