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| Karl C |
be carefull out there"A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent..........."http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm |
| Karl C |
and I am worried about losing a toe-nail today ! |
| Jez |
Is she known as "the ball Monti"? |
| Jez |
Brings new meaning to the phrase, "can I have me ball back please?" |
| mikemoreton |
Jez,
Yer gonna suffer on Thursday for those!! |
| Simon C |
Hmmm, not convinced. Sounds like a cock and 'ball' story to me 
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| mikemoreton |
simon, Are you and Jez related?
Because that was just as cheesy |
| Karl C |
Man's Penis 'Burned Like A Torch'
A man is recovering after his ex-wife set fire to his penis in a fit of frustration. The injury was 'monstrously painful'She lost her temper as he sat watching TV - naked and sipping vodka. It is not clear if the man will make a full recovery. A Moscow policewoman said: "It's difficult to predict." The attack was apparently the climax of three years of enforced co-habitation. |
| mikemoreton |
No!!
It was because he hadnt bought any Benfleet Raffle Tickets!! |