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Karl C
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 Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:51 am Post subject: CAPTION COMPETITION JANUARY 2007 |
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Mike Mason
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Location: Hockley
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| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Benfleet runners once again flout the strict regulations on using machines to deliver subcutaneous drugs. The runners expression clearly shows that she has more smack in her than a Rayleigh 5 year old!
rgds
Mike
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jacklarge
Joined: 11 Aug 2006
Posts: 239
Location: Rayleigh, Essex
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A Benfleet Runner's MDM (Mud & Distance Monitor) was quoted as saying "Sorry Dave, I can't do that." when the Benfleet 15 was mentioned.
Cheers,
John
PS MM - no I don't want your B15 place (thought I could be talked in to having your palatial SW1 place).
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david thomson
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
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Location: thundersley
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| "i i need the ipod as the lady behind me is on the phone !" |
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mArKw
Joined: 15 May 2006
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Location: Benfleet
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The BRC "Wind in the Willows" auditions for Mole take place tonight.
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Mike Mason
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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Police have recovered 4 of the missing gnomes stolen from the garden of Mrs Edna Sneed based on information from a police mole..... 
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Mike
painting his nails...
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'sometimes I am running so fast it appears that rocks and trees are standing still......' 'I may be slow, but you are ugly and I can train harder.' '90% is mental, the other half is physical'it's going to get a lot worse, before it gets worse'. |
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Karl C
Joined: 11 May 2006
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Location: Rayleigh
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| Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| Using high tech equipment four hardened detectives try in vain to find the illusive M Mason. |
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Lee O
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
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Location: Canvey Island
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| Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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Hope you Were All using Duracell???
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